Top Ten Signs You're a Gay Cowboy

10. Your saddle is Versace.

9. Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men' .

8. You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin' .

7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia' .

6. After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower.

5. Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men' .

4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.

3. You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea.

2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.

1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse .