Birthday Roll Call

There are two astrological signs missing from the Gaggle. Could it be that those for whom I don't know birthdays fit in the vacant categories?

Aries - Rob
Taurus - Jon
Gemini - Amy
Cancer - AJ
Leo - ???
Virgo - Peter
Libra - James
Scorpio - Gary
Sagittarius - ???
Capricorn - Sheridan
Aquarius - Dustin
Pisces - Thom

You Know It's Almost Summer When...

...The girls start showing off their bellybuttons.

"As soon as this is over, I'm gonna get fuckin' shitty."

"You see this bottle? This is my bottle. And you can't have my bottle."

"Gary, that's cute, but could you just go stand over there?"

"Well now Rob, you see, I started off with some of those vodka things in the cute martini glasses... and I then I switched over to this whole bottle, and I spilled a little on my shirt, but just a little..."

"That's nice. Real nice. Hey, go stand over there for a minute.

"Ugh, Gary, I love you too but you're drunk... And you're wet... And you're naked. I will love you just as much if you would just go stand over there."

I put this on my blog, but its too good not to share...

I'm serious as a heart attack, this is Willie Nelson's newest release. Apparently he's had this song for 20 years, and was waiting for the right time to release it. All of the hububb about Brokeback Mountain was the perfect opportunity. So read these lyrics, and go to itunes to buy the song, its exclusively released there. Either Willie is the cool mother-fucker I've always thought he was, or he's got some great weed....or both, I suppose.


Cowboys are Frequently, Secretly Fond of Each Other

There’s many a strange impulse out on the plains of West Texas;
There’s many a young boy who feels things he don’t comprehend.
Well small town don't like it when somebody falls between sexes,
No, small town don't like it when a cowboy has feelings for men.

Well I believe in my soul that inside every man there’s a feminine,
And inside every lady there’s a deep manly voice loud and clear.
Well, a cowboy may brag about things that he does with his women,
But the ones who brag loudest are the ones that are most likely queer.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
What did you think those saddles and boots was about?
There’s many a cowboy who don’t understand the way that he feels towards his
brother,
Inside every cowboy there's a lady who'd love to slip out.

Ten men for each woman was the rule way back when on the prairie,
And somehow those cowboys must have kept themselves warm late at night.
Cowboys are famous for getting riled up about fairies,
But I’ll tell you the reason a big strong man gets so uptight:

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
That’s why they wear leather, and Levi's and belts buckled tight.
There’s many a cowboy who don’t understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There’s many a cowboy who’s more like a lady at night.

Well there's always somebody who says what the others just whisper,
And mostly that someone's the first one to get shot down dead:
When you talk to a cowboy don't treat him like he was a sister
You can't fuck with the lady that's sleepin' in each cowboy's head.

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of each other —
Even though they take speed and drive pickups and shoot their big guns;
There’s many a cowboy who don’t understand the way that he feels towards his
brother;
There's many a cowboy who keeps quiet about things he's done