Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Thank You!!!!!
Thanks, to all of you boys and girls for making the journey out to Arlington this weekend. The party would not have been right without y'all there to help make it a home (oh yeah, and to eff some things up!!)...
Anyway, a few comments from our coworkers and neighbors:
-Your friends are SOOOO terrific. A little different than I'm used to, but awesome!! (Tamika Martin)
-I want to party with Wade! (Angela Washington)...to which I said "Girl, you couldn't hang..." ;-)
-I knew from the second I saw him that I loved Rob's soul... (Sandy Sissom). Which made me think "Hell, you should see his manhood..."
To tie up a few loose ends, and to ensure we follow proper homo etiquette, there were a few gifts with no name on them...and we've got thank you cards to write... So if you brought any of the following items, please send me an email:
1) Leather storage boxes (beeeeeeutiful)
2) A Pottery Barn candle with real flowers in the wax (totally hot)
2) A few sets of Pyrex ramekins (used 'em last night)
Anyway, we love our fab family, and hope to see you out at the house many more times in the future (although we'll probably have to charter a bus!!)... In fact, we'd love to have a Desperate Housewives party on our own little piece of Wisteria sometime soon...
Anyway, a few comments from our coworkers and neighbors:
-Your friends are SOOOO terrific. A little different than I'm used to, but awesome!! (Tamika Martin)
-I want to party with Wade! (Angela Washington)...to which I said "Girl, you couldn't hang..." ;-)
-I knew from the second I saw him that I loved Rob's soul... (Sandy Sissom). Which made me think "Hell, you should see his manhood..."
To tie up a few loose ends, and to ensure we follow proper homo etiquette, there were a few gifts with no name on them...and we've got thank you cards to write... So if you brought any of the following items, please send me an email:
1) Leather storage boxes (beeeeeeutiful)
2) A Pottery Barn candle with real flowers in the wax (totally hot)
2) A few sets of Pyrex ramekins (used 'em last night)
Anyway, we love our fab family, and hope to see you out at the house many more times in the future (although we'll probably have to charter a bus!!)... In fact, we'd love to have a Desperate Housewives party on our own little piece of Wisteria sometime soon...
Monday, October 10, 2005
Sunday, October 09, 2005
Fill in the Blanks
Courtesy of JonJon, here is another brief rundown of a typical Gaggle gathering... You get to fill in the blanks.
1. ________ falls down.
2. ________ arrives already drinking a cocktail.
3. ________ gets drunk.
4. ________ gets drunk and throws up.
5. ________ gets embarrassed because _________ threw up.
6. ________ puts something in his mouth.
7. ________ takes someone out of the will.
8. ________ has drama to tell.
9. ________ says, "Hi Guys"
10. ________ is eating in the corner (thinking no one sees him).
11. ________ has his picture taken with ________.
12. ________ ends up in bed with _______.
13. Someone sings "God is a DJ, ______ is a bottom"
14. ________ is fashionably late.
15. ________ and ________ say, "O'Kay" at the same time.
16. ________ wants to know if your steak was tender.
17. ________ drinks an unpronounceable beer.
18. ________ shows off his piercing.
19. ________ gets called in.
20. ________ gets bitten by a mosquito.
21. ________ has leather on somewhere on his body.
22. ________ takes a disco nap in the Texas Room.
23. ________ is pilled out of his mind.
1. ________ falls down.
2. ________ arrives already drinking a cocktail.
3. ________ gets drunk.
4. ________ gets drunk and throws up.
5. ________ gets embarrassed because _________ threw up.
6. ________ puts something in his mouth.
7. ________ takes someone out of the will.
8. ________ has drama to tell.
9. ________ says, "Hi Guys"
10. ________ is eating in the corner (thinking no one sees him).
11. ________ has his picture taken with ________.
12. ________ ends up in bed with _______.
13. Someone sings "God is a DJ, ______ is a bottom"
14. ________ is fashionably late.
15. ________ and ________ say, "O'Kay" at the same time.
16. ________ wants to know if your steak was tender.
17. ________ drinks an unpronounceable beer.
18. ________ shows off his piercing.
19. ________ gets called in.
20. ________ gets bitten by a mosquito.
21. ________ has leather on somewhere on his body.
22. ________ takes a disco nap in the Texas Room.
23. ________ is pilled out of his mind.
And a bonus question...
________ and __________ receive a lesson in gay sex.